Part 2

I'm not going to bother to post all the emails I've received since the first post; I've gotten about three per day (One from the bank, one from the Right Honourable Barrister and one from Mr. Phil Okolie) and they're all essentially the same. The Bank needs "[My] Urgent Attend Required Seriously," Mr. Okole begs "Please Get Back To Me My Brother In Christ" and Mr. McHenry wants to know "Why still silence from you after your call to me."

I will post one though. This is from the Bank, Eco Securities.

Attention: Mr.Adam Tiberius Discordia,

Dear Adam Tiberius,

This office still await your requested information to enable the Diplomat asigned take off to your doorstep at the United State of America with your consignment which has been approvel to be delivered by the Board of Directors.

Attend Urgently with the requested information so the Diplomat can board his flight to be arriving in your country by evening today and your consignment perfect delivery taking place.

Your Urgent Attend Required Seriously.

Truly yours,

Mr. Greg Adams
Head of Operations / Executive Director,
Eco Security Finance Company,London
+44 700 000 625113
ecosecurities-c@excite.com

I only post it because of the ridiculous mental image it left with me: This "Diplomat" sitting in the airport with a diplomatic pouch in hand waiting on the call from Barrister John McHenry so he can board his chartered flight to SFO so he can hand deliver my "consignment" to me.

Anyway, here are the new calls. Oh, every one of these calls was placed at around 4:00am Nigerian Time. That works out to a convenient 8:00pm Pacific Time.



My Brother Died! (10:41) This was supposed to be two calls, but I lost the first one. The only part missing was the initial explanation of exactly how my brother died and my request for a loan of $5,000 from the good Barrister in order to bury my brother.

My Girlfriend Kicked Me Out! (7:49) My girlfriend spent the money I was going to send to John then she kicked me out when I wouldn't tell her exactly why I needed the money.

I Got Arrested! (10:47) I recorded this one four days later. I was in jail on charges related to the business with McHenry, which is why I couldn't call him immediately like he wanted.

Update 3/20/2007: I got a pretty good email from the Barrister today:

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From: Barrister John Mchenry (SAN)
John Mchenry Associates
Senior Advocate of Nigeria.
Legal Practitioners and Solicitors
Road 24, House 40Festac Town,
Lagos -Nigeria.
Tel: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mailling Add: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com

Att: Mr.A. J. Tiberius Discordia,

If you are no longer interested in this project and your consignment delivered to you,i advice you quickly let me know as this is the fouth mail i am writting to you and still no response from you when you know your consignment is very much ready to be delivered to you at your doorstep.

I must inform you that you are getting me extremely upset over this silence of yours as if you have attended to this project the way we started your consignment wopuld have been delivered to you long ago and by now i will be preparing on coming over to your country to assist in court with the case you have.

Your Urgent Response Really Required.

Yours in service,

Barrister John Mchenry (SAN)